| No matter what you think of Obama’s policies, you have to admire his ability not to get involved with them.
Tell jokes about Obama, I can’t even see him. The halo is still too bright.
It is nice to have a president, who when he speaks with a foreign leader, the other guy isn’t more eloquent in English as a Second Language.
They say Barack is arrogant, but at least he’s smart. Because we tried arrogant and stupid and that didn’t work.
He's a lawyer, Biden's a lawyer. 13 of their 15 Cabinet appointments are lawyers. How effective can the government be when it shuts down every time an ambulance roars up Pennsylvania Ave?
It’s obvious why these people are leery of public health care. Look at how spectacularly they’ve been failed by the public education system.
When you got members of Congress saying the plan has provisions to kill the elderly, you’re going to freak people out. Especially the elderly.
Why do you think the Democrats are so intent on passing the stem cell bill? They’re depending on that research to generate a spine.
I never thought America could cast aside its prejudices and actually vote for… a Harvard Law graduate.
Isn’t that just like America. “Yeah, we can elect an African American president. But first, let’s try a half Negro. A starter black guy. You know, like a hybrid. Baby steps. We’ll work out way up to Ving Rhames.” Of course, you know who plays Barack in the movie: Brad Pitt.
My wife and I are trying to live within our means. We went from a $700,000 house to a $350,000 house and didn’t even have to move.
AIG used some of their bailout money for executive bonuses. That’s like giving a dog a treat for peeing on your shoes.
The White House kegger sounded like a set up for a joke. “A professor, a president and a cop walk into a bar.” So the teachable moment is what: beer fixes racism? Not where I come from.
Sonia Sotomayor was a genius Supreme Court choice. A Catholic diabetic woman from the South Bronx of Puerto Rican descent. Apparently, that search for the albino midget lesbian unwed Bangladeshi mother with a bum leg and lycanthropy fell just a bit short.
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Bush was a Wheel of Fortune President in a Jeopardy world. Showed up at a chess tournament with a bag full of checkers.
By 2012 the Republican Party will shrink to where you can drown them in Grover Norquist’s bathtub.
Bill Clinton flies an empty plane to North Korea and comes home with 2 hot Asian journalist chicks. He’s good. Like he’s never used the emergency foreign policy crisis alibi before. What do you want to bet he got debriefed on the plane?
Michael Steele was forced to apologize to Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh even made him kiss his ring and didn’t have the decency to take it out of his back pocket.
Poor Norm Coleman. He's lost to Al Franken and Jesse Ventura. A wrestler and a comic. Probably won’t run again for fear a rodeo clown will enter the race. “Out of the barrel, into the ring.”
Cheney suborned a secret CIA assassination squad and didn’t tell Congress, which is so illegal, chuckles were heard coming from Nixon’s grave.
PETA complained the President killed a fly. I suppose next they’ll protest the production of windshields.
Alaska deserves decisive leadership, which is why Sarah Palin proved she's not a quitter by resigning.
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